Why Captian Higgins is my Favorite Parasitic Worm - The Oatmeal

So I've been visiting The Oatmeal alot recently. He's a comic artist with alot of really great stuff, and even got a gif of a koala making sweet love to a goat posted on "CNN, Sports Illustrated, Forbes, The Guardian, Mashable, Business Insider, MSNBC, and a bumload of other mainstream news sources."


Such talent deserves to be shared with the world! Here's a fantastic comic about the adventurous life of Dicroceolium dendriticum (A parasitic flatworm).

Funny Letters

Here are a few minimalistic funny letters!

Rage Comics

I thought I would add a few rage comics I had kicking around. I know I know, the first one isn't a rage comic, but they are all funny. If they are to small to read, just click on them to enlarge them.

Epic Leader Wall papers

The following are a bunch of wallpapers I had with a similar theme. I'm not sure what theme that would be :S, a beast/leader theme I suppose. Anyway, If you want to see the full sized picture, just click on it. The Churchill picture with the American flag is my favorite.

Funny Text Messages

I love funny text messages, some of these are buddies talking, some of them are from relationships, and some of them are between kids and parents. Regardless of what they're about, I found all of the following text messages funny, and thought I would share.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Everybody has seen a Facebook Status that has made them LOL, I gathered a few from around the corners of the internet and posted them here. If you have any others you'd like to share, feel free to post a link in the comment section below!

If you watch ______ Backwards

There is a new meme around the internet. The if you watch _____ backwards is kindof funny. So here is a collection of a few "if you watch ____ backwards" meme pictures.

Men & Women "sex trained" throughout life.

I found these two pictures the other day and thought they were pretty funny. It shows how what women suck, and men ride, evolves over time.

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Three Funny Excerpts From Court Rooms

The following conversations are taken from official court records in the US. Thankfully they recorded so we can laugh at them today! Click on the Cyanide and Happiness comic to enlarge it if you'd like to read it.

Excerpt #1

• Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
• Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment.

Call of Duty Black Ops: Lego version!

If you haven't played this game yet, its amazing.  By the look of it, a Lego version of the game would be pretty sweet as well. As always, full screen it to see it the best!

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Face Wallpapers

Mario Alternate Art

So today I decided to root through my image folder for something to post.  I've decided on some of the alternate art of Mario I have.  While many people will have seen these before, there are alot who haven't so, enjoy! Click "read more" to see the rest of the images.

Falcon Punch!!!! Super Smash Brother Memories.

Everybody remembers Super Smash Brothers.  Whether it was the  Nintendo 64, Gamecube, or Wii version, it was fun times for all involved.  I remember racing my brothers in stats to see who could get more kills. Lets just say Link destroyed Pikachu day after day after day, and poor Mario was appointed the role of A.I controlled punching bag.

Of course one of the more memorable parts of Super Smash Bros is pictured here! While I enjoy avian flavored drinks thoroughly, sadly, they were not part of the Super Smash brothers franchise (Although I hope my many letters to Nintendo will fix that in any sequels released).

If you want to see more Falcon Punch themed pictures click "read more" below! There is even a video demonstrating the consequences of two Falcon Punches colliding.  It happened to me before, I swear.

Personal Life of Dark Lords

Every dark lord has a personal life, and these pictures will help expose a little of this hidden side of theirs,

First...if this guy can mow his own lawn, so can you :P.

The longer you look at this picture, the less sense it makes.

I mean lets start off with the most obvious question here...why is a guy standing in the ocean in a Darth Vader Costume? I mean it's salt water...what possible purpose could that serve? Why is he picking water up with one container, and trying to fill the other container with that water, instead of just holding them both under the water? Anyways...I just stared at this picture, as there is no sense to be made :D.


Sorry if this offends any religious readers...but I think Vader fits in quite well with these guys :P.

Ten Funny Signs

Here is a list of ten funny signs.


#1

    

    So the first one pretty much speaks for it's self.  There's a pool, and an individual who would rather "P" was not a part of it. Pee in the pool, as we all know, is bad, it was actually proven by these folks... yes they actually commissioned a study to determine if in fact, human urine is an unwanted ingredient in our pools.  If you read that link, it says clean chlorine doesn't bug your eyes, only pee contaminated chlorine does...soooo any time your eyes hurt from the pool, it's not the pool making them sting, it's the pee from the kid in the shallow end.  Either way, just thinking of how many times my eyes have hurt from a pool, makes me want to make a sign of my own.

Croc vs Duckling ... Duck Wins!

Take a look at the bravery of the duckling facing a crocodile.

 Now, I don't usually consider ducks to be overly smart creatures, and even less so after this.  That being said, you can't argue with results.  This little fellow had a crocodile on his tail, but instead of running, decides instead that it's a better idea to peck the advancing wall of teeth first, presumably in hopes of chipping them or something, and then proceed to run as fast as his adorable little feet will carry him.  I do have to say tho, for such a dim duck, he's a cute little bugger.